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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    it's 16:45 therefore I'm having a beer!

    Anybody want one? I'm off to the beer fridge.
    beer o'clock was ages ago.
    do keep up

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      Originally posted by BR14 View Post
      beer o'clock was ages ago.
      do keep up

      Apologies for slacking Sir!

      Won't happen again Sir!
      Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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        Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
        I need to see if mine still starts

        I will charge up my jump starter first, just in case. Don't really want to drive it unless I have to as some git will nick my parking space.
        Can you not order the caretaker to lie in the space until you get back? It’ll be a nice change for them from watering plants in the rain

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          Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
          In other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.

          Well there's a thing.

          I wonder who my new neighbours will be.
          Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
          Postprandial exercise: four lawns mown, two of mine, two of her next door who's in a home, merely coz I was out there & it looked like a little trim might keep it tidy like.
          Estate Agent: “And as you see it even comes with a gardener who lives next door, so he’ll always be at your beck and call!”

          Purchaser: “I’ll take it!”

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            SpO2 99%, PR 55 to 57, if anybody was wondering

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              Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
              Is that why they were mowing the lawn?
              He strimmed the edges a couple of days ago, I mowed it yesterday.

              Tea: M&S breaded plaice, orange juice, yogurt (non corner) x 2, 0.91 pints of good Glengettie tea, and a ham sandwich with mustard (Irish) at 16:15.

              The volcano nutjobs are doing their thing on BBC4 at 21:00.

              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              SpO2 99%, PR 55 to 57, if anybody was wondering
              SpO2: 97% HR: 62.

              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              Estate Agent: “And as you see it even comes with a gardener who lives next door, so he’ll always be at your beck and call!”

              Purchaser: “I’ll take it!”
              Sounds like a plan. Rate would be better than I've had since I stopped contracting.
              Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 28 April 2020, 17:07.
              When the fun stops, STOP.

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                Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
                In other news, next door was put on the market last week & they've accepted an offer this week.

                Well there's a thing.

                I wonder who my new neighbours will be.
                At a guess, a divorcee.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post

                  The volcano nutjobs are doing their thing on BBC4 at 21:00.
                  Ta for the reminder!

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                    Ozark (Nutjobs) Series 3. Very good start. Just a few deaths to start with...

                    Thai chicken stir-fry, extra hot. Home made espresso and halva ice cream. No booze Sun to Fri.
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                      Raining again.

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