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    Just you wait until the SquirrelBotherer reads this.

    Had an odd dream during my postprandial doze, to whit, that of a large ratt, not quite as large as the giant ratt of sumatra, but close enough.

    The shock woke me up.
    When the fun stops, STOP.

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      Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
      Just you wait until the SquirrelBotherer reads this.
      If he gets troublesome then some sort of car crash can be arranged....

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        Originally posted by GreenMirror View Post
        Those that sing badly in the local pub?
        No, more like you with your brillo pad shoved into your lycra shorts.
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          Sausage roll for lunch, there being a great profusion of them in the fridge after yesterday's domestic science session

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            Since it's Thursday it's lentil <pfffffft> soup for tea.

            And very nice it was too.

            It would be nice if the building oiks could fling a bucket of water down the outside bog instead of me having to do it every evening.

            Yellow is one thing, brown is another.

            The remarkably full skip hasn't been changed yet, so the disposal of my rubbish is on hold for the moment.

            I wonder how they get shot of the plasterboard since the skip companies won't take it.
            When the fun stops, STOP.

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              Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View Post
              Since it's Thursday it's lentil <pfffffft> soup for tea.

              And very nice it was too.

              It would be nice if the building oiks could fling a bucket of water down the outside bog instead of me having to do it every evening.

              Yellow is one thing, brown is another.

              The remarkably full skip hasn't been changed yet, so the disposal of my rubbish is on hold for the moment.

              I wonder how they get shot of the plasterboard since the skip companies won't take it.
              Outside bog? - that must be a pain in winter at 03:00 when you need a piss

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                Paprika Pork from the freezer with rice and garden peas tonight.
                matured somewhat in the freezer, so even more delicious

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                  Rack of ribs and chips for tea; very tasty, it was

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                    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
                    Outside bog? - that must be a pain in winter at 03:00 when you need a piss
                    Back in the day that's wot the gazunda was for.

                    Thankfully the inside bog got installed.

                    While the extension was being built the outside bog had no roof for a while, so if it was raining you'd sit there with a brolly up to keep dry.


                    This evening's entertainment (no quotes) was "The Hitman's Bodyguard" with Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, and Selma Hayek.

                    It was very good and very funny in places.

                    Larf out loud funny in fact.

                    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1959563/

                    I could get used to watching decent films like that one.
                    Last edited by DoctorStrangelove; 7 June 2018, 21:27.
                    When the fun stops, STOP.

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                      My entertainment this evening started with the third film by the psychopathic Afrikaner specialist: Chappie (2015). Rather good, I thought

                      And to follow, another episode of Fargo S1.

                      Goodnight all

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