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FTFYOriginally posted by WTFH View PostAfternoon all
Slight issue earlier, I was taking aim at a LYCRA CLAD vermin and had my eye slightly too close to the scope.
The recoil was quite painful and has left me with a nasty cut near my eyebrow which could possibly be a very bad Roger Moore impression.
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The squirrel's revengeOriginally posted by WTFH View PostAfternoon all
Slight issue earlier, I was taking aim at a furry-tailed vermin and had my eye slightly too close to the scope.
The recoil was quite painful and has left me with a nasty cut near my eyebrow which could possibly be a very bad Roger Moore impression.
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Freshly-baked sausage roll for lunch
I may have another one shortly. I slightly overdid them, but a hint of char on the crust isn't really a problem
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Finally remembered to submit a report to Google about that spot on Pentonville Road where it always tells me to turn right, even though a right turn is prohibited at that junction
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Tea was boiled beef & carrots like the song, using the remains of Sunday's beef.
It was very nice but would have been nicer if I'd put in a little less cornflour.
The resemblance to wallpaper paste was quite striking before I diluted it a bit.
Currently listening to the R4 18:30 "comedy".
It's apparently from Scotland and since I can't put the subtitles on, I understand about 1 word in 3.
I must go down & inspect the skip shortly.
Maybe there's room for some more stuff.
That'll irritate the toad.
When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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"Help yourself to another slice of gravy"Originally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostTea was boiled beef & carrots like the song, using the remains of Sunday's beef.
It was very nice but would have been nicer if I'd put in a little less cornflower.
The resemblance to wallpaper paste was quite striking before I diluted it a bit.
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And in the same vein, I've pointed out that you can no longer get on to the M6 at M1 J19 southbound, as that annoyed me every morning when I was driving eastOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostFinally remembered to submit a report to Google about that spot on Pentonville Road where it always tells me to turn right, even though a right turn is prohibited at that junction
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Currently watching a small spider attempting to spin a web on Strangelove mog's chair.
Why it should be so important to retain a chair that the cat liked is beyond understanding.
But there you go.When the fun stops, STOP.Comment
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Not in my universe, it's notOriginally posted by DoctorStrangelove View PostCurrently watching a small spider attempting to spin a web on Strangelove mog's chair.
Why it should be so important to retain a chair that the cat liked is beyond understanding.
But there you go.
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