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The battle of the pissy old ladies woodchip has been won, with the enemies forces routed in the field. There now only remains the kitchen as an isolated fortress of resistance, but that's fine as it's not on the agenda for tackling quite yet. Sadly, some collateral damage* to the underlying plaster has taken the shine off this triumph a little . Still, cause for a celebratory pint I say
* i.e. it's fooked beyond redemption and shall be on the receiving end of Mr Makita in the morning.Comment
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Just got this sent this video from elder son: -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dhH...ature=youtu.be
e*pow(i*pi) = -1
Alot simpler than I was taught at A level.Comment
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Eat the Scotch Broth and you will lose alot more than 9 pounds.....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI appear to have lost nine pounds since I last weighed myself on my own scales a little over three weeks ago
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Just changed the bed. It's absolutely bloody knackered me
Still, it's done now, and that's easily a day's exercise out of the way
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I delivered my parcel by cycling a round trip of 16 miles. Taking my time and getting rained on. Not knackered.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostJust changed the bed. It's absolutely bloody knackered me
Still, it's done now, and that's easily a day's exercise out of the way
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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I'm still a bit low on the old haemoglobin, so I've been advised to build up the exercise graduallyOriginally posted by SueEllen View PostI delivered my parcel by cycling a round trip of 16 miles. Taking my time and getting rained on. Not knackered.

I think I should probably eat nothing but steak for a week or two, just to help things along
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Just haemoglobin, I hope....Originally posted by NickFitz View PostI'm still a bit low on the old haemoglobin
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Chips brought successfully through Phase I of preparation
I've missed decent homemade (by me) chips.Comment
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And I popped over to Sainsbury's Local. It's cold and rainy out there at the moment, though supposedly it'll turn snowy later on
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