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No but I do object to having sharp pointy things poked into my gob. On the positive side, one of the nurses has an bosom like nurse Gladys Emanuelle, and deploys it as tradition dictates it should be deployed.Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy are your teeth that bad?Comment
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Is that a cue for a hot moist pussy joke?Originally posted by covbob View PostMorning all. Grey, overcast and damp here. Heating on, cats asleep.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!
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They are only small pricks that don't hurt.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNo but I do object to having sharp pointy things poked into my gob. On the positive side, one of the nurses has an bosom like nurse Gladys Emanuelle, and deploys it as tradition dictates it should be deployed."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Oh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Probably the 'spaffing' bit. If they've had to look it up on Urban Dictionary you can see there could be a bit of confusionOriginally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.

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I've highlighted the bit they don't understand...Originally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
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Given that the issue came to light of the back of an email from them wanting to discuss why said server was running slowly and included the word server in the title, I don't think that was it.Originally posted by eek View PostI've highlighted the bit they don't understand...
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You should have tried repeating it, in HinduOriginally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.

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