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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostWhy are your teeth that bad?Comment
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Originally posted by covbob View PostMorning all. Grey, overcast and damp here. Heating on, cats asleep.'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostNo but I do object to having sharp pointy things poked into my gob. On the positive side, one of the nurses has an bosom like nurse Gladys Emanuelle, and deploys it as tradition dictates it should be deployed."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Oh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
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Originally posted by eek View PostI've highlighted the bit they don't understand...
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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostOh FFS!
What part of "Your server has been compromised and is spaffing DDoS traffic at other people. Turn it off NOW!" do you not understand.
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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