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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    My post count is currently 48xx or so...

    HTH.

    And the views on the thread are 225k, I was hoping it would get to 250k to make things round.

    It's an Alien OCD type of thing....
    My apologies Zeity, I misread your post - thought it said "it'll never get to 5K".
    Anyway, all you have to do is start another meaningless thread and post bollocks in there, surely? You'll hit 5K by Thursday.

    Hth
    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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      "A young (but at least 18) girl is looking directly at the camera whilst kneeling on a bed. Her top has been pulled down to reveal her ample breasts. They are full and rounded. She is blonde with highlights in her hair. She is also wearing a blue thong and has well shaped buttocks. She..."

      Is it Cojak?
      What happens in General, stays in General.
      You know what they say about assumptions!

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        How about making the light relief area for registered members only and enable pictures here again.

        This way only registered members will be able to see what is going on and that should stop the moaning from the random people who click through and see a couple of pictures that they don't like.

        You could even charge a token fee of £5/year to become a premium member to have access to a premium member Light Relief area, this will discourage people from making an account to see what is here just so that they can moan.

        I would also have to add that I have seen nothing i would have thought is illegal and if anything that could be classified as illegal was posted I would expect it to be removed ASAP.

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          Its not our fault people don't know who Jimmy Kranky is!!!
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            So if we cant have proper pictures, what about ASCII art? Does that still count?
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              Like this ???

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                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  you might want to try putting it in code tags

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                    I can't say that I saw anything on here which you wouldn't see in the likes of loaded. What a crock!
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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