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    Originally posted by DimPrawn
    They say a picture is worth a 1000 words, so it must work the other way.


    A young (but at least 18) girl is looking directly at the camera whilst kneeling on a bed. Her top has been pulled down to reveal her ample breasts. They are full and rounded. She is blonde with highlights in her hair. She is also wearing a blue thong and has well shaped buttocks. She...
    ...pipes up in a surprisingly deep voice: "Hello Atw".
    Atw replies "Hello Janey, finished your operation so soon? By the way you will be gentle, won't you? I'm a virgin".
    "Well I would tell you about the birds and the bees", says Janie, "but things will be slightly different between you and me, as I was once a man".
    Oh dear, says Atw, I'm scared ....
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      Originally posted by sasguru
      ...pipes up in a surprisingly deep voice: "Hello Atw".
      Atw replies "Hello Janey, finished your operation so soon? By the way you will be gentle, won't you? I'm a virgin".
      "Well I would tell you about the birds and the bees", says Janie, "but things will be slightly different between you and me, as I was once a man".
      Oh dear, says Atw, I'm scared ....
      ... and he suddenly jumps through the window. Lucky for him it's a bungalow.
      The duvet next to Janie (who was once James) rustles.
      "You can come out now" says Janie a.k.a James and Francko's head emerges ....
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        Hi People,

        Loving the erotic stories, just don't mention anyone in school clothes please...

        I am glad a lot of you did not see some of the offending images that were posted on this thread, shows the mods have been doing a good job. Believe me there has been nasty stuff posted here as I too have had to clean it up at times (no kleenex jokes please). It has made the moderation of the board a lot trickier and just because you have not seen it does not mean it hasn't happened.

        Thanks for the suggestion of the registered users only thread, not a bad idea at all and we will certainly look into this.

        We look forward to hearing how AtW and Cojak get on, a board romance is just what we need!

        CUK Admin

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          I just can't belive that nobody has made a comment about my suggestion for a "premium member Light Relief area"

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            Originally posted by Ardesco
            I just can't belive that nobody has made a comment about my suggestion for a "premium member Light Relief area"
            Ho ho ho...



            Innuendo aside, I like the idea.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              Originally posted by administrator
              We look forward to hearing how AtW and Cojak get on, a board romance is just what we need!
              Let me first drop some weight, earn my millions, buy Lambo and then I will make my shot...

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                Originally posted by AtW
                Let me first drop some weight, earn my millions, buy Lambo and then I will make my shot...
                So you've resigned yourself to not losing your virginity, then?
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  There we are; another post towards my 5k...
                  ...but will the 5k herald a new description? I hope it does.

                  If 2k is 'Super poster', what should 5k be??
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    I have been reliably informed that 5000 posts gets you the title of 'Knobhead'
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      All the piccies are still there guys, just not hosted on this server...

                      Just insert a Hyperlink to it (not quite the same, I know....)


                      http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/4...tits002kb0.jpg
                      Last edited by mcquiggd; 26 September 2006, 16:27.
                      Vieze Oude Man

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