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There's a plan for tomorrow or when suitably bored.merely at clientco for the entertainment -
Tea pot activated. Now enjoying a nice mug of tea with some Rich Tea biscuits for dunking before watching Coronavirus Lies at Five from Her Majesty’s Government
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I wonder who we will get today.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostTea pot activated. Now enjoying a nice mug of tea with some Rich Tea biscuits for dunking before watching Coronavirus Lies at Five from Her Majesty’s Government
Interestingly enough they are using the same data scientists they used for Brexit, one of which has replaced Cummings.
They analyse all social media most likely to see what stooges to move off and who to move on.
Seems Raab wasn't a spectacular success, for one
The Chunt of Chunts.Comment
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I have safely returned.
I went with Option 1 which was quieter than I expected.
Acquired fresh flowers and picked up the last packet of Pistachio and Almond cookies.Comment
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Originally posted by ladymuck View PostI have safely returned.
I went with Option 1 which was quieter than I expected.
Acquired fresh flowers and picked up the last packet of Pistachio and Almond cookies.
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Originally posted by eek View PostOption 2 doesn't have flowers and flowers sitting in a vase will cheer you up.
she has gin for that!Comment
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Mrs MarkyMark currently cooking our gravy for our butchers sausages and mash.
Apple crumble and clotted cream for afters.
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostCan you see WTFH approving any of my posts?
All will be deleted until I say something nice about the Surrey In-Breds....Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThe nice thing about all these posts is the mods never read them! So you can say what chunts the mods are and they never notice.....So who received those?Originally posted by WTFH View PostI've just discovered an undocumented feature of the system.
You (OK not YOU, a mod) can give out zero point infractions.
Dear BrilloPad,
You have received a warning at Contractor UK Bulletin Board.
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Snivelling b'stard
Asking for infraction points is an intractable offence. Here's 0 infraction points
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Giuven my posts get me a "Snivelling b'stard", I wonder what an aggresive poster gets?
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Are you both from Norfolk? No in-breds there...Originally posted by WTFH View PostI can't stand Surrey In-Breds either, glad that neither me nor The Wife (tm) are originally from this leafy county.Comment
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