MrsBP has returned from Tesco. No toilet roll. Again.
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Someone sent me a video this morning. A bloke is being interviewed.
Interviewer : "You are to be isolated for 2 weeks. You have 2 options. Option A is with your wife and children. Optiion B"<bloke interrupts>
Bloke : "OPTION B! B! B! B!"
I know what he means....Comment
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morning

CBS and KB <again> in sunny sarf herts
i see Brillo has the morning drivel in full flow
Thursday.
day #6
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MrsBP watching masterchef. Shouting at the TV.
I passed on LM's suggestion about getting HWMBO and MrsBP together to watch masterchef whilewe went to the pub. She laughed - but pointed out that when we got back from the pub they would be wrestling on the floor with them shouting something about amount of salt to be used.
Which I think is unlikely. MrsBP would get the knives out before that point....Comment
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Originally posted by BR14 View Postmorning

CBS and KB <again> in sunny sarf herts
i see Brillo has the morning drivel in full flow
Thursday.
day #6

How are you?
Thursday = bin day. Though no doubt LM will forget even if we all remind her....Comment
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Get some Ferrous Sulfate on it, moss will be gone in days.
qhHe had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.
I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.
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