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    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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      On ClientCo site waiting for a new laptop...
      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        On ClientCo site waiting for a new laptop...
        Your time off didn't last long then
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          To the petrol station for lunch, having failed to organise any before leaving home this morning

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            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Your time off didn't last long then
            No, a bit too short, unfortunately
            …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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              Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
              To the petrol station for lunch, having failed to organise any before leaving home this morning
              Will you be drinking unleaded or diesel?

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                Ooops.

                New leak in ceiling in the other lab.

                I wonder how long that's been there.

                And it's been reported.
                Last edited by zeitghost; 30 May 2017, 15:13.

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                  Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                  Ooops.

                  New leak in ceiling in the other lab.

                  I wonder how long that's been there.

                  And it's been reported.
                  Blood or other bodily fluids?

                  Never bury bodies under the floorboards unless you are in the lowest floor of the building.
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    The roof is leaking again, so I'd assume water.

                    Or seagull piss.

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                      Tomorrow I'm being brought in to assist in the technical part of an interview for a permie at the ClientCo.
                      Arrived at the hotel, room upgrade, free breakfast, etc. Got to my room and there was a complimentary Tunnocks Caramel and a bottle of Irn Bru. Now sitting up in the exec lounge, about to tuck in to canapés and wine. It's not Tokyo, but it's the same time zone as home.
                      …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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