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pricey kit kats then, did you have an app that worked out how much a consultant supplied Coffee cost? -
it was an automated machine, you just needed to know where the waste storage was and where the coffee supply was.. Added 30 seconds to the 2 minutes it took to make it - while chatting to avoid work...Originally posted by vetran View Postpricey kit kats then, did you have an app that worked out how much a consultant supplied Coffee cost?
But more importantly it meant when renewals came who was top of the list to stay....merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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I got told off after "hacking" the coffee machine to randomly change colours on the LED display, there fault for having a pin of 1234Originally posted by eek View PostYou are failing there. At the clientco both Simonmac and myself were at we were about the only 2 people trusted to restock the machines.
That meant we always had coffee and knew where the kit kats were...Originally posted by Stevie Wonder BoyI can't see any way to do it can you please advise?
I want my account deleted and all of my information removed, I want to invoke my right to be forgotten.Comment
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I never got told off for that. Even when I changed it to red (broken) when we were running short of milk and I wasn't going to miss out.Originally posted by SimonMac View PostI got told off after "hacking" the coffee machine to randomly change colours on the LED display, there fault for having a pin of 1234
Only got caught when Nigel asked where I had get my coffee from...merely at clientco for the entertainmentComment
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Morning denizens
ThisOriginally posted by DaveB View PostIn other news, it's bloody cold out there!
-4 when I left the house and still at 0 on arrival at client co.
Thick frost lingering on the stable roof, and the pocket weather machine tells me it's still -1 hereabouts. It's sunny, but there seems to be a high haze that's filtering all the infrared components out of the light
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Zen Chury Omm.Originally posted by barrydidit View PostI'm not being coffee monitor for anyone - this is in Harrogate, there are plenty of alternative options
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Channel 121 has a French film with Kana subs, 122 has Sniper Legacy, or BBC iPlayer.
Maybe I'll watch an episode of QI and go to sleep...…Maybe we ain’t that young anymoreComment
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It's warm here it is apparently 3 degrees outside.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostMorning denizens
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Thick frost lingering on the stable roof, and the pocket weather machine tells me it's still -1 hereabouts. It's sunny, but there seems to be a high haze that's filtering all the infrared components out of the light
I also got a Kickstarter thing I supported. Now drivers definitely won't have an excuse they couldn't see me.
"You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Is it an eight foot high inflatable fluorescent hat?Originally posted by SueEllen View PostIt's warm here it is apparently 3 degrees outside.
I also got a Kickstarter thing I supported. Now drivers definitely won't have an excuse they couldn't see me.
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