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    Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
    The missus has just arrived with a bountiful harvest from the chippy

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      I've got a snotty letter from the council telling me I forgot to pay my Council Tax this month, and threatening me with magistrates and such

      To hell with them - I'm going to pay it off for the whole year. That'll make them look pretty stupid

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        Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
        The missus has just arrived with a bountiful harvest from the chip shop
        Mmm chippy fodder.
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          I ought to get on with washing the next 20 bottles. Then sanitise the barrel.
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            Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
            Good idea - pub everyone?
            I shall crack open another bottle home home-made pinkoholic.
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              Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
              There, there Give it another go at 300,000 eh
              isn't 250,000 is the next biggie?
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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


                Does that mean there'll be a housewarming?


                Prickles will like that! Just get lots of spirits in for suityou01.
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                  Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                  Blimey, I'm finally back in real time.
                  Welcome home.
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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    isn't 250,000 is the next biggie?
                    Then 262,144 (0x40000)

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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      But, of course.

                      Had it not been for your post, I wouldn't have got the biggie.

                      BTW, your vest tickles
                      It's the string... catches us all out

                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      It's not for him

                      You should be tucked up together. Or something.
                      Oops - ok then Afternoon Doggie

                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post


                      Does that mean there'll be a housewarming?
                      Indeed - I will expect you all there

                      BI - whats your homemade pinkoholic like?? I've never come across home made wine!!
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