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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    VF
    Hola Zip

    What you up today?
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      That gives me an idea.

      Bread dough wrapped around a pickled onion before baking.

      Hmmmm, I wonder.....
      That might just work you know...
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        Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
        Just had sexy lady student arrive wanting to know all about leds.
        Nah, not possible. She was probably just doing it for a bet or something.
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          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Sounds more like she enjoys eating at the Y to me.

          I'm sure ZG could show her the rror of her ways though. Given half a chance. Or even a 16th.
          watch
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            Originally posted by DS23 View Post
            i need to get a blue ray player. then we can really watch tv
            PS3
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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              One day I might remember:

              After eating a huge belly-buster curry, do NOT go in the kitchen and drink a pint of water.

              The rice and naan bread swells up...
              I can't recall whether it's an urban myth, but I once heard a story about a chap that ate a massive packet of bombay mix to accompany his beer, and it swelled up into a mass that had to be surgically removed from his stomach.

              Research to confirm the authenticity of this is left as an exercise for the reader.
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                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                Hola Zip

                What you up today?
                I'm going to do some research and watch the F1 (and keep an eye on TPD). How about you?
                +50 Xeno Geek Points
                Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                  But in essence it was "I was young once but I didn't put myself in the position of getting my head kicked in by an angry pissed middle-aged nutter to impress the girls nor confuse being a gangsta on my PlayStation with reality where drugged-up homeless care-in-the-community cases wander the concourses at night so why not go home to mummy and daddy before you get hurt by a grown-up?"
                  Bravo

                  That's a lot more eloquent than my response the last time some yoofs tried to hassle me. Again they were showing off to some girls, but chose to do so when my kids were present. I wasn't impressed.
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                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I'm going to do some research and watch the F1 (and keep an eye on TPD). How about you?
                    I'm looking after a couple of the kids while the missus is out, then I need to pop to John Lewis to dump an old TV as part of a trade-in against a new one for my parents, then I'll be biting my nails during the West Brom game, then I need to do some clearing out in Toddler Flux's "room-to-be", then I'll help the missus make tea, then I'll help DS1 with building his Baneblade, then I might have a beer and watch some TV.
                    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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                      Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                      I'm going to do some research and watch the F1 (and keep an eye on TPD). How about you?
                      What are you researching?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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