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I've got a snotty letter from the council telling me I forgot to pay my Council Tax this month, and threatening me with magistrates and such
To hell with them - I'm going to pay it off for the whole year. That'll make them look pretty stupidComment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe missus has just arrived with a bountiful harvest from the chip shop+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I ought to get on with washing the next 20 bottles. Then sanitise the barrel.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostGood idea - pub everyone?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThere, there Give it another go at 300,000 ehDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
Does that mean there'll be a housewarming?
Prickles will like that! Just get lots of spirits in for suityou01.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostBlimey, I'm finally back in real time.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Postisn't 250,000 is the next biggie?Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostBut, of course.
Had it not been for your post, I wouldn't have got the biggie.
BTW, your vest tickles
Originally posted by voodooflux View PostIt's not for him
You should be tucked up together. Or something.
Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
Does that mean there'll be a housewarming?
BI - whats your homemade pinkoholic like?? I've never come across home made wine!!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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