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    Morning!

    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      Originally posted by cojak View Post
      Morning!

      Wotcha CJ
      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Where's the TPD Time Machine™ got to? Is it being serviced?
            Or is it... in being welded because it failed its MOT?



            NF, about your Super Monkey Machine.

            You didn't by any chance take the TPD Time Machine™ off into the future and convert it into the Super Money Machine, then come back and use it as your own personal runaround, did you? Once TPD was retired?
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              This thread is still here?!?!


              Morning all.



              Wot a surprise.

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                Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                Grabs a passing muon and ... whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
                I'm getting the hang of muon riding now.

                If, when you get off, you give it some backspin at right-angles to the plane of motion on the time axis, it can't use intertia to move to the next quantum time instance and instead bounces between the two.

                You can then come back later, clamber back on, give a little twirl to counter the back spin and whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! you're off time travelling again.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  We had stuffed pasta with fresh (well, defrosted, but it was garden fresh when it was frozen) corn on the cob.

                  Still hungry
                  Of course you are. You didn't have any Man Food.
                  Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                  might have to get some more pork scratchings.
                  That's more like it.

                  Veggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.

                  And that cannot be natural, can it?
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

                  Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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                    This thread now has a one star rating. I wonder if AtW's bitter his alternative thread still has zero posts in it
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                      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                      Veggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.
                      Animals - they taste great.
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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