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"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...
Where's the TPD Time Machine™ got to? Is it being serviced?
Or is it... in being welded because it failed its MOT?
NF, about your Super Monkey Machine.
You didn't by any chance take the TPD Time Machine™ off into the future and convert it into the Super Money Machine, then come back and use it as your own personal runaround, did you? Once TPD was retired?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Grabs a passing muon and ... whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I'm getting the hang of muon riding now.
If, when you get off, you give it some backspin at right-angles to the plane of motion on the time axis, it can't use intertia to move to the next quantum time instance and instead bounces between the two.
You can then come back later, clamber back on, give a little twirl to counter the back spin and whhooooosssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! you're off time travelling again.
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Veggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.
And that cannot be natural, can it?
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Veggie is all well and good in theory. But it ignores the essential ingredient: an animal dying We are predators: we need those little bits of animal spirit that remain in bacon and chops and trotter jelly and meat pies to sustain us spiritually. Otherwise one withers away and ends up looking like a skinny girl.
Animals - they taste great.
Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?
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