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Go maith, go raibh maith agat!Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, bears, dogs, GALs, ponies, apes and other assorted specimens of TPD culture,
On behalf of all drivellers everywhere, I am proud to accept a prize as awarded by Her Ladyship to me for hitting the 200,000th TPD post.
I shall be scoffing this box of Celebrations through the course of the evening and washing it down with plenty of pinkaholic pop.
I should be glad of anyone else's company and participation in this joyous occasion.
Thank you one and all, I could not have done it without you.
<bursts into tears and runs off the stage>Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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<stands>Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDear Ladies, Gentlemen, bears, dogs, GALs, ponies, apes and other assorted specimens of TPD culture,
On behalf of all drivellers everywhere, I am proud to accept a prize as awarded by Her Ladyship to me for hitting the 200,000th TPD post.
I shall be scoffing this box of Celebrations through the course of the evening and washing it down with plenty of pinkaholic pop.
I should be glad of anyone else's company and participation in this joyous occasion.
Thank you one and all, I could not have done it without you.
<bursts into tears and runs off he stage>

Pass us a choccie...Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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976,000th post? Wow! Nice and round. Now I've got to aim for that 1,000,000!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostHello, newbie.
Your post was the 976,000th post on this bulletin board.Comment
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Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostDear Ladies, Gentlemen, bears, dogs, GALs, ponies, apes and other assorted specimens of TPD culture,
On behalf of all drivellers everywhere, I am proud to accept a prize as awarded by Her Ladyship to me for hitting the 200,000th TPD post.
I shall be scoffing this box of Celebrations through the course of the evening and washing it down with plenty of pinkaholic pop.
I should be glad of anyone else's company and participation in this joyous occasion.
Thank you one and all, I could not have done it without you.
<bursts into tears and runs off he stage>
BRAVO, BRAVO

Any chance you'll save me a malteesers one?
Ta luv
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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We came home from the supermarket to fireworks, bonfires and children running around in the road wielding sparklers like swords.
I wondered how they knew about the 200k post when one small brown urchin cried:
Happy Diwali!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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I'm going to open another bottle of beer in your honour BI. This one's for you
(Well it's not actually for you, it's for me.)Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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What a well-trained missus you have.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostThe missus has just arrived with a bountiful harvest from the chip shop
Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Should the TPD Spider have a name.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot that I'm aware of - apart from "The TPD Spider"
I recommend not Boris.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Good gracious me! It is being like the Somme out there, so it is.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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