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    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
    Good gracious me! It is being like the Somme out there, so it is.
    By the very eyes of Krishna himself, it is being the Battle of Monte Cassino all over again.
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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      Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
      I've got a snotty letter from the council telling me I forgot to pay my Council Tax this month, and threatening me with magistrates and such

      To hell with them - I'm going to pay it off for the whole year. That'll make them look pretty stupid
      Yeah. They'll only spend it on wrecking balls anyway.
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        Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
        I would disagree about the use of the word 'batman'.
        But of course you would. I presume you are in UK. We are in the US. The main thing though is that Švejk is "Continental", non-English speaking and was born in the Central European realm dominated by German.

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          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          BI - whats your homemade pinkoholic like?? I've never come across home made wine!!
          This is a £40 kit so is as good as a £6 to £8 bottle but makes about 27/28 bottles.

          A cheap kit will be foul.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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            Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
            Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, bears, dogs, GALs, ponies, apes and other assorted specimens of TPD culture,

            On behalf of all drivellers everywhere, I am proud to accept a prize as awarded by Her Ladyship to me for hitting the 200,000th TPD post.

            I shall be scoffing this box of Celebrations through the course of the evening and washing it down with plenty of pinkaholic pop.

            I should be glad of anyone else's company and participation in this joyous occasion.

            Thank you one and all, I could not have done it without you.

            <bursts into tears and runs off he stage>

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              Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
              Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, bears, dogs, GALs, ponies, apes and other assorted specimens of TPD culture,

              On behalf of all drivellers everywhere, I am proud to accept a prize as awarded by Her Ladyship to me for hitting the 200,000th TPD post.

              I shall be scoffing this box of Celebrations through the course of the evening and washing it down with plenty of pinkaholic pop.

              I should be glad of anyone else's company and participation in this joyous occasion.

              Thank you one and all, I could not have done it without you.

              <bursts into tears and runs off he stage>
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                Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                Ummmmm Cheese... I had some brie before... Brie is my downfall... I love it.
                Try it in France.

                Brie is a historic region of France most famous for its dairy products, especially Brie cheese.

                It's somewhere round here or here.
                Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Wouldn't it be strange if Brie was also a real place? Or, I dunno, Stilton?
                  Well, that Stilton would be VERY strange indeed. Very, very strange.

                  More haste, less speed!
                  Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    This is a £40 kit so is as good as a £6 to £8 bottle but makes about 27/28 bottles.

                    A cheap kit will be foul.
                    Interesting.... I might have to give it a blast!!

                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    Well, it was M&S Normandy Brie that I had today.... scrum delish!!

                    Although I'm not fussy as long as it's runny
                    Bazza gets caught
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                      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                      I'm going to open another bottle of beer in your honour BI. This one's for you


                      (Well it's not actually for you, it's for me.)
                      Then I shall have another glass of pinko pop for you.
                      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

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