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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Smutty cuddle..... see, it heals all.....
    Actually, I think smutty cuddles have the potential to cause one or two infections plus a few parasite transfers.

    HTH
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by tay View Post
      Given you are now apparently an escort (whore), I def dont want you touching me.
      Oh, what charm.
      Oh, such wit.
      Cause some harm?
      What a nasty thing to do.
      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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        Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
        I need a wee
        WWWeeeeeeeeeeee.

        HTH
        My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          Does every thread have to gravitate towards 2girls1cup ?
          Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
          Helpful explanation without scary pictutres.
          My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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            Originally posted by Jog On View Post
            OK what have I missed?
            The bowl?
            My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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              Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
              Why do clients think you don't have a life....

              Or think your life revolves around them?
              Because you are a mercenary contractor.
              My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                I see I'm here all on my own again.

                Hey ho.
                My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                  But maybe that's how I like it.
                  My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
                    I see I'm here all on my own again.

                    Hey ho.

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                      Kids are in bed, just deciding whether to watch some T.V. and grab a beer (and in the process undo some of the "good work" I did at the gym tonight). Better still I could just head off for an early night and rest my weary limbs.

                      Thought you were off to the pub Nick?
                      Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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