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Absolutely not, and don't quote it like this either.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostSo I must not say Donkey Punch?Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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Originally posted by tay View PostI would not pay to have sex with you. If fact I wouldnt want to get anywhere near you.
It was one of the few chances you will get to break your cherry..Comment
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Pleased you cleared that up. I will never post Donkey Punch again. Sorry.Originally posted by voodooflux View PostAbsolutely not, and don't quote it like this either.Comment
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Originally posted by Churchill View PostDo you mean cojones?
I thought cajooners were ladies wobbly bits!
Ah well.
Btw Tay, we all end up paying in the end.
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Oi ferret!!!Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPleased you cleared that up. I will never post Donkey Punch again. Sorry.
He mentioned Donkey Punch!
Oooops...
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That's OK, I'll try not to mention Donkey Punch or quote Donkey Punch again either.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostPleased you cleared that up. I will never post Donkey Punch again. Sorry.Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?Comment
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#110700Originally posted by cailin maith View PostGood explaination
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grass. I did NOT mention Donkey Punch.Originally posted by Churchill View PostOi ferret!!!
He mentioned Donkey Punch!
Oooops...
Just in case I will post loads of drivel and hopefully ferret wont notice...Comment
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gf put dinner in oven - it cooked too slowly. she cwent to turn it up but turned it off!
fish and chips for tea then!Comment
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