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[NickFitz]

Whats for tea tonight Chimp?

I'm making Spinich and Ricotta Ravioli with tomato and mascarpone sauce.... I'd like to say from scratch but I have a little help from Messers Marks and Spencer....

Can't be bothered cooking tonight

I've just made myself a sarny - french bread with those seeds on it, and a good thick wodge of roast aberdeen angus... with freshly-ground black pepper

I think tonight will consist of assorted snacks rather than a meal - I've got a Dutch sausage, some paté, and there's some chicken left from yesterday.

And I have the sneaking feeling that I'll be getting some BBQ ribs from the chippy at pub-chucking-out time

[NickFitz]

Oh, and I've got a nice cup of tea

[zeitghost]

Mmmmmmmm.... sounds nice & I've just had my fish & crofter's potatos...

Whats crofters potatos?

This corresponds more or less:

Au Gratin Potatoes - #1 Most Popular Recipe
(Serves 6)

Ingredients:

2 pounds Idaho Potatoes, peeled and thinly sliced (about 5 cups)
2 tablespoons melted butter
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1 cup grated sharp cheddar cheese
1/4 cup fresh bread crumbs
Directions:
Pre-heat oven to 425°F. Lightly grease a shallow 1-1/2 quart casserole with butter. Arrange sliced potatoes in layers.
Sprinkle with melted butter, salt and pepper. Top with grated cheese and bread crumbs.
Bake 30 minutes, covered.
Uncover and bake and additional 15 minutes or until potatoes are tender.

Approximate nutritional analysis per serving: 378 calories, 15 grams fat, 9 grams protein, 50 grams carbohydrate, 50 mg cholesterol, 865 mg sodium

Note: For a healthier version, try Enlightened Au Gratin Potatoes, see recipe below.

Except the potatos tend not to come from Idaho.

[zeitghost]

Byeee

[RichardCranium]

Sing us the song of the Great Tribble Hunt...

There once was a Great Tribble Hunt,

An undoubtedly spiffy good stunt.

But Spock is behind

No tribbles he'd find

And points-wise Uhura's in front.



The Tribble Hunt was a great farce.

Finding them was down to chance.

Scotty said "Chum!",

"I've spotted one! Come!"

And plucked it out from the long grass.

[RichardCranium]

Because I am really a 20 stone trucker from (can't remember, where am I from Zeity?) someplace.

Oh and I'm a man too

Do you have a teddy in your radiator grille or a one-eyed dolly?

[RichardCranium]

Monkey - you can't go round pimping us out

That's DodgyAgent's job.

[BrilloPad]

And you also realise if you ever mention that vile practice again - I'll ******* kick your ass from here to the Klingon homeworld.

So I must not say Donkey Punch?

[RichardCranium]

Resistance is futile

I AM DYSLEXIA OF THE BORG.
YOUR ARSE WILL BE LAMINATED.

[BrilloPad]

Yes and Jog will get my foot up his ass if he mentions it again....

I pay £200 for that at Kings X