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 Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 I felt officially old when they advertised a 90s music CD with Stone Roses, Happy Mondays etc as a father’s day present…..
 
 Bath ma cheth bejj, ej yo keej dahk
 Vaav, poo ma de, muv pa rech, ma shoov tach
 Koo ma mev, ko ma shoov tach, ma ov!!!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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 I'm old and Scottish... 2 out of 3 isn't bad.Originally posted by kali View Post Sean Connery Sean Connery
 Scottish accents mmmmmnnnn Cooking doesn't get tougher than this. Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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 Are you trying to invent a new language JogOriginally posted by Jog On View PostI felt officially old when they advertised a 90s music CD with Stone Roses, Happy Mondays etc as a father’s day present…..
 
 Bath ma cheth bejj, ej yo keej dahk
 Vaav, poo ma de, muv pa rech, ma shoov tach
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 No – it’s a very established language indeed!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAre you trying to invent a new language Jog 
 
 batlh maHghbej'jyoqIjDaq
 vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH
 Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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 Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey - that was a conversation stopper.... I'm not really a man...
 Prove it! Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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 Chimp will vouch for me.... he spotted me first at the Christmas doOriginally posted by Bear View PostProve it!  Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
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 Honestly!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChimp will vouch for me.... he spotted me first at the Christmas do 
 
 I set things up for a nice bit of smut and she replys 'ask Nick'.
 
 I don't know why i bother Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo rem Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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 Originally posted by Bear View PostHonestly!
 
 I set things up for a nice bit of smut and she replys 'ask Nick'.
 
 I don't know why i bother  It's not friday Ted It's not friday Ted Bazza gets caught Bazza gets caught
 Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
 
 CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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