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Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
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I felt officially old when they advertised a 90s music CD with Stone Roses, Happy Mondays etc as a father’s day present…..
Bath ma cheth bejj, ej yo keej dahk
Vaav, poo ma de, muv pa rech, ma shoov tach
Koo ma mev, ko ma shoov tach, ma ov!!!"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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I'm old and Scottish... 2 out of 3 isn't bad.Originally posted by kali View Post
Sean Connery
Scottish accents mmmmmnnnn
Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Are you trying to invent a new language JogOriginally posted by Jog On View PostI felt officially old when they advertised a 90s music CD with Stone Roses, Happy Mondays etc as a father’s day present…..
Bath ma cheth bejj, ej yo keej dahk
Vaav, poo ma de, muv pa rech, ma shoov tach
Koo ma mev, ko ma shoov tach, ma ov!!!
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No – it’s a very established language indeed!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostAre you trying to invent a new language Jog
batlh maHghbej'jyoqIjDaq
vavpu'ma' DImuvpa'reH maSuvtaH
Qu' DamevQo' maSuvtaH, ma'ov"Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon MuskComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostCrikey - that was a conversation stopper.... I'm not really a man...
Prove it!
Si posse, recte, si non, quocumque modo remComment
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Chimp will vouch for me.... he spotted me first at the Christmas doOriginally posted by Bear View PostProve it!
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Honestly!Originally posted by cailin maith View PostChimp will vouch for me.... he spotted me first at the Christmas do
I set things up for a nice bit of smut and she replys 'ask Nick'.
I don't know why i bother
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Originally posted by Bear View PostHonestly!
I set things up for a nice bit of smut and she replys 'ask Nick'.
I don't know why i bother
It's not friday Ted
Bazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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