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    Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
    And since nobody was in, ClientCo paid for every minute of it too
    You're not subjected to the occasional: "I did try phoning. You weren't there. Why not?" routine then?
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      You're not subjected to the occasional: "I did try phoning. You weren't there. Why not?" routine then?
      Not in the mornings.
      Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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        Morning all

        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        How old are you?
        *sigh* 38 *sigh*

        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        Probably a parasitic infection: horse mites, most likely.
        Hmmmph! No mites of any kind here

        (did make me giggle though )

        Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
        That was post number 111666.

        The Trilogy and The Number of the Beast.

        Matter and Anti-Matter.

        Oo-er.
        Cool
        Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
        "And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
        Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."

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          Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View Post
          Morning.

          Just did my 3.17km run in 23.03, my best time so far. Scaled up that would be 1hr 13 mins on the 10k, so still a long way to go. And since nobody was in, ClientCo paid for every minute of it too

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            Morning
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
              As I read that, the sun came through the window.

              Well, sunlight.

              Well, direct sunlight as opposed to via dispersal.
              I've just put my jumper on coz I'm cold now... the body heat generated by the stagger up the hill has dissipated.

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                Originally posted by kali View Post
                Morning all



                *sigh* 38 *sigh*



                Hmmmph! No mites of any kind here

                (did make me giggle though )



                Cool
                Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... 38, just right.... Mmmmmmmmmmmmm....

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                  Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                  Morning
                  Morning Bazza... fine day in Manchester or grey like it is here in Swansea?

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                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Morning
                    Good morning.

                    Wavey wave.
                    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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                      Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
                      I've just put my jumper on coz I'm cold now... the body heat generated by the stagger up the hill has dissipated.
                      What you need to do is evolve warm blood.

                      Brown adipose tissue is the stuff you need.

                      Next time you're picking up yokels in your UFO and doing experiments on them, whip out some of that brown fat from near their lower back and try injecting it into your tail or something.

                      It probably won't work but it'll give the yokels something to talk about.
                      My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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