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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostYou're not subjected to the occasional: "I did try phoning. You weren't there. Why not?" routine then?Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.Comment
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Morning all
Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostHow old are you?
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostProbably a parasitic infection: horse mites, most likely.
(did make me giggle though )
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostThat was post number 111666.
The Trilogy and The Number of the Beast.
Matter and Anti-Matter.
Oo-er.Eeyore was very glad to be able to stop thinking for a little, in order to say "How do you do" in a gloomy manner to Pooh.
"And how are you?" said Winnie-the-Pooh.
Eeyore shook his head from side to side. "Not very how," he said. "I don't seem to felt at all how for a long time."Comment
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Originally posted by TheBigYinJames View PostMorning.
Just did my 3.17km run in 23.03, my best time so far. Scaled up that would be 1hr 13 mins on the 10k, so still a long way to go. And since nobody was in, ClientCo paid for every minute of it tooComment
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MorningBazza gets caught
Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."
CUK University Challenge Champions 2010Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostAs I read that, the sun came through the window.
Well, sunlight.
Well, direct sunlight as opposed to via dispersal.Comment
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Originally posted by kali View PostMorning all
*sigh* 38 *sigh*
Hmmmph! No mites of any kind here
(did make me giggle though )
CoolComment
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Originally posted by cailin maith View PostMorningComment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghost View PostI've just put my jumper on coz I'm cold now... the body heat generated by the stagger up the hill has dissipated.
Brown adipose tissue is the stuff you need.
Next time you're picking up yokels in your UFO and doing experiments on them, whip out some of that brown fat from near their lower back and try injecting it into your tail or something.
It probably won't work but it'll give the yokels something to talk about.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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