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    I bought The Wife (tm) a Pug dog the other day.

    Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her.
    {emotionless greeting}

    Three Word Slogan

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      What goes clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop bang clip clop clip clop?

      An Amish drive-by shooting.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        Originally posted by WTFH View Post
        What's the difference between an egg and a

        ...you can beat an egg.

        Speaking of eggs, what's the difference between 3 eggs and me?

        ...3 eggs got laid in my garden today.
        Why you are the chicken.

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          Thought for the day: If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            My mate just drowned during a golden shower porn shoot.

            Rest In Piss,Dave.
            "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

            I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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              We've started calling my grandfather Spiderman; not because he's got special abilities, he just struggles to get out of the bath.
              The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                Where else but Wales can you get a ****, a nice warm coat AND a casserole all from the same date.
                "If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous."

                I want to see the hand of history on his collar.

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                  According to my FitBit, I've w*nked 5.3km since Christmas.
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    "I'd love to hear a musical arrangement of a blackbird's song"
                    "Orchestral?"
                    "No, just a blackbird"
                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                      I've just received a letter telling me that I 'lack the imagination' required to join origami college…
                      I don't know what to make of it.
                      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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