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    How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

    2. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bath with brightly colored machine tools.
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      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

      2. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bath with brightly colored machine tools.
      Oh Dear!

      Should be:
      Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

      A: A banana.

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        Originally posted by zeitghost
        It might well do, I first encountered it in 1973ish.
        hahaha...I was 4!!!!! Sorry....
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          Originally posted by zeitghost
          It might well do, I first encountered it in 1973ish.
          Maybe it wasn't then, since that's before I was born...
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            Originally posted by zeitghost


            Copyright some forgotten rag mag roughly 1968.
            Along with the one about the Sociology student who thought Salford Van Hire was a Dutch artist
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              ?

              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Along with the one about the Sociology student who thought Salford Van Hire was a Dutch artist
              Sociology student - thought? Shome mishtake shirely?

              Oh, yes, and what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
              Ten-ish.
              Why not?

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                Originally posted by Dundeegeorge View Post
                Sociology student - thought? Shome mishtake shirely?

                Oh, yes, and what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
                Ten-ish.

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                  I'm bored, give me more jokes

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                    more please...

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                      Difference between apples and puke?
                      You cant gargle apples.

                      Difference between Roast beef and Pea soup.
                      You can roast beef.
                      I am not qualified to give the above advice!

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