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[DaveB]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

2. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bath with brightly colored machine tools.

[DBA_bloke]

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

2. One to change the bulb and the other to fill the bath with brightly colored machine tools.

Oh Dear!

Should be:
Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: A banana.

[daviejones]

It might well do, I first encountered it in 1973ish.

hahaha...I was 4!!!!! Sorry....

[TheFaQQer]

It might well do, I first encountered it in 1973ish.

Maybe it wasn't then, since that's before I was born...

[Zippy]

Copyright some forgotten rag mag roughly 1968.

Along with the one about the Sociology student who thought Salford Van Hire was a Dutch artist

[Dundeegeorge]

?

Along with the one about the Sociology student who thought Salford Van Hire was a Dutch artist

Sociology student - thought? Shome mishtake shirely?

Oh, yes, and what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Ten-ish.

[DBA_bloke]

Sociology student - thought? Shome mishtake shirely?

Oh, yes, and what time does Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?
Ten-ish.

[ChimpMaster]

I'm bored, give me more jokes

[Pondlife]

more please...

[The Lone Gunman]

Difference between apples and puke?
You cant gargle apples.

Difference between Roast beef and Pea soup.
You can roast beef.