Bathroom Humour at its finest:
Ghost sh1t
The kind where you feel the sh1t come out, but there is no sh1t in the toilet.
Clean sh1t
The kind where you sh1t it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet sh1t
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave sh1t
This happens when you're done sh1t-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to sh1t some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-sh1t
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy sh1t
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker sh1t
The kind of sh1t you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log sh1t
The kind of sh1t that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn sh1t
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-sh1t sh1t
The kind where you want to sh1t but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap sh1t
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks sh1t (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid sh1t
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican sh1t
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise sh1t
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a sh1t!!!
The Dangling sh1t
This sh1t refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done sh1t-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
Ghost sh1t
The kind where you feel the sh1t come out, but there is no sh1t in the toilet.
Clean sh1t
The kind where you sh1t it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet sh1t
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave sh1t
This happens when you're done sh1t-ing and you've pulled up your pants to your knees, and you realize that you have to sh1t some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-sh1t
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Gassy sh1t
It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is laughing.
Drinker sh1t
The kind of sh1t you have the morning after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
Lincoln Log sh1t
The kind of sh1t that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Corn sh1t
Self-explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-sh1t sh1t
The kind where you want to sh1t but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
Spinal Tap sh1t
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you would swear it was leaving you sideways.
Wet Cheeks sh1t (The Power Dump)
The kind that comes out of your butt so fast, your butt gets splashed with water.
Liquid sh1t
The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt and splashes all over the toilet bowl.
Mexican sh1t
It smells so bad your nose burns.
The Surprise sh1t
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're about to fart, but oops.......a sh1t!!!
The Dangling sh1t
This sh1t refuses to drop into the toilet even though you know you are done sh1t-ing it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose.
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