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Outsourcing Samaritans

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    Outsourcing Samaritans

    Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

    It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

    I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

    He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

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    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

    It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

    I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

    He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'm totally pissed off.

    Sixty quid for my new computer game and it keeps crashing!

    "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" is crap!
    Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.
      I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?

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        #4
        Originally posted by Churchill View Post
        I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?
        Churchill is the reincarnation of Bernard Manning and I claim my £5!
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

          It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

          I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

          He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

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