• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "Outsourcing Samaritans"

Collapse

  • DBA_bloke
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

    It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

    I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

    He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

    Leave a comment:


  • DaveB
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?
    Churchill is the reincarnation of Bernard Manning and I claim my £5!

    Leave a comment:


  • Churchill
    replied
    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.
    I never said I wan't a Northern Sexist Bigot, now did I?

    Leave a comment:


  • DaveB
    replied
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

    It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

    I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

    He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...
    Originally posted by Churchill View Post
    I'm totally pissed off.

    Sixty quid for my new computer game and it keeps crashing!

    "Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulator" is crap!
    Welcome to the Churchill School of Charm and Sensitivity.

    Leave a comment:


  • Churchill
    started a topic Outsourcing Samaritans

    Outsourcing Samaritans

    Last night I was so depressed I rang the Samaritans.

    It turns out that they've outsourced to Pakistan.

    I told the bloke on the end of the phone I was feeling suicidal.

    He wanted to know if I could fly a plane...

Working...
X