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What's the difference between Prince Harry and Scotland? Prince Harry was given permission to leave the UK... -
I'm not saying I've had a hard day, but I feel as knackered as Carol Vorderman's bedsprings..Leave a comment:
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...and then he kicked my sandcastle over at the beach and said "That's because you'll never have one!"
--Prince Harry.Leave a comment:
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I've just bumped into a mate who I hav'nt seen for a while, he says he's gonna divorce the wife because she has'nt spoken to him for 3 months, I told him not to be so hasty and think things thru - women like that are hard to find !Leave a comment:
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Milf egghead Carol Vorderman loves maths so much that she & her quintet of male lovers always share oral sex daily at quarter to four.
Why?
Because 69 x 5 = 345Leave a comment:
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So, I understand that you have an issue with your genitals?? asked my doctor.
Yes, I replied, My left one is bigger than my right one.?
?That?s perfectly normal,? he laughed, ?This is common in most men!?
?That?s a relief,? I said, ?And there was me thinking that nobody else had two cocks.?Leave a comment:
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I've just bought a few copies of Prince Harry's new book.
Just in case we go back into lockdown and the bastards start buying up all the toilet roll againLeave a comment:
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I had a car crash last night. As I woke up the doctors tried to tell me I was a Swedish guy and that I had lost my memory.
But I wasnt having it, I told them I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.Leave a comment:
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Just got arrested for shoplifting at Waterstones. Not my fault. I asked if they had any spare books and they said yes. (Tim Vine)Leave a comment:
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If a blackbird has black babies.
And a bluebird has blue babies.
Which bird has no babies?
A swallow...Leave a comment:
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