For WTFH
Just spent the last 10 minutes chasing a fox around the the garden wearing only my underpants.
Why do they always go for your pants?
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I was walking down a street in Manchester. Some homeless woman looked really happy singing girls just wanna have fun?
It must of been Cindy Pauper.Leave a comment:
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Crime rates in New York City are expected to drop precipitously following the arraignment of Donald Trump.
No-one wants to risk ending up sharing a cell with the orange gobtulipe.Leave a comment:
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There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning.
I've been sleep wokking againLeave a comment:
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Me and the Mrs have sex doggy style.
I sit up and beg and she plays dead.Leave a comment:
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I told the wife I ate Madonna for breakfast.
She asked, "You ate Madonna?
What do you mean, you cheating bar steward?"
I said, "I had a pop tart."Leave a comment:
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When cannibalism starts, vegans are the closest we have to a free-range, grass-fed meat source.Leave a comment:
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Me & the wife are getting a divorce & she's already run off with my tins of Bird's & Ambrosia
This is going to be an awful custardy battleLeave a comment:
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