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  • vetran
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    For WTFH

    Just spent the last 10 minutes chasing a fox around the the garden wearing only my underpants.



    Why do they always go for your pants?

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  • vetran
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    I was walking down a street in Manchester. Some homeless woman looked really happy singing girls just wanna have fun?

    It must of been Cindy Pauper.

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  • vetran
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    Crime rates in New York City are expected to drop precipitously following the arraignment of Donald Trump.

    No-one wants to risk ending up sharing a cell with the orange gobtulipe.

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  • vetran
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    There was Chop Suey all over my bed this morning.





    I've been sleep wokking again

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  • vetran
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    Me and the Mrs have sex doggy style.
    I sit up and beg and she plays dead.

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  • LondonManc
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    Do you remember that joke I told you about gaslighting?

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  • WTFH
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    I love calculating Pi so much that I do it 22/7

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  • vetran
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    I told the wife I ate Madonna for breakfast.
    She asked, "You ate Madonna?
    What do you mean, you cheating bar steward?"
    I said, "I had a pop tart."

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  • vetran
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    When cannibalism starts, vegans are the closest we have to a free-range, grass-fed meat source.

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  • vetran
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    Me & the wife are getting a divorce & she's already run off with my tins of Bird's & Ambrosia



    This is going to be an awful custardy battle

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