Stuff my mate predicts.

[mudskipper]

The OMGs are a nice new touch for 2018.

OMG, I SEE SO MUCH BLASPHEMY THUS SAYS THE LORD.

[NotAllThere]

,,, I SEE SOOOO MUCH SNOW COMING LIKE WE HAVE NEVER NEVER SEEN BEFORE...

Ah, so not all doom and gloom then.

[Pondlife]

PORTUGAL, RUSSIA AND POLAND, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN YOUR COUNTRIES, I SEE DEAD BODIES ALL OVER THE PLACE, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

BOSTON BOSTON, I SEE HUGE DISASTER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN IN YOUR STATE, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

OMG, I SEE SOOOO MUCH SNOW COMING LIKE WE HAVE NEVER NEVER SEEN BEFORE, MAY GOD AHVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

I AM HEARING THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING TO STAY AWAY FROM PUMPKINS, I SEE MANY MANY PEOPLE IN DANGER, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

OMG, I AM HEARING THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT WHICH EVER CITY IS ABOUT TO BURN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, I SEE MANY MANY MANY PEOPLE BURNING IN A MAJOR CITY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

LETS SEE WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN TO LARRY KING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

OMG, WHATEVER IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN WITH SOLDIERS AND MACHINE GUNS, I SEE MANY MANY MANY SOLDIERS BEING ARM WITH MACHINE GUNS IN A MAJOR CITY, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

LETS SEE WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING ABOUT THOUSANDS OF BIRDS, MAY GOD AHVE MERCY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

OMG, I HOPE THAT I AM WRONG, BUT WHATEVER THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING IS ABOUT TO HAPPEN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON US ALL, I SEE CITIES ARE ABOUT TO BE COMPLETELY DESTROYED, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

THIS IS WHAT THE HOLY SPIRIT HAVE TO SAY.


<Pondy>And for all you doubters...</Pondy>

January 19, 2015
PLEASE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM EATING BEEF FOR A WHILE I SEE DANGER COMING, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

6.5M pounds of ground beef recalled after salmonella outbreak sickens 57 in 16 states - ABC News

I TOLD YOU.

[GreenMirror]

I've no problem with people who take responsibility and show respect.

...that's why you need to be careful.

When I took that wrong turn and went through the council estate I thought the same. Its about the same level.

[WTFH]

Good to see the bias is not just restricted to cyclists but to all outsiders.

I am not sure which I hate more. Casual bigots. Or Dorks.

I've no problem with people who take responsibility and show respect.

...that's why you need to be careful.

[Pondlife]

OMG, I AM HEARING THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT WHICH EVER CITY IS ABOUT TO BURN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, I SEE MANY MANY MANY PEOPLE BURNING IN A MAJOR CITY, THUS SAYS THE LORD.

You have been warned

[GreenMirror]

Townies sometimes have accidents in the countryside, particularly those with flashing lights on their helmets/bikes that then cause horses to bolt, or blind other road users.

Good to see the bias is not just restricted to cyclists but to all outsiders.

I am not sure which I hate more. Casual bigots. Or Dorks.

[WTFH]

Probably just cyclists falling off their bikes after being shot.

Townies sometimes have accidents in the countryside, particularly those with flashing lights on their helmets/bikes that then cause horses to bolt, or blind other road users.

[GreenMirror]

There was another one in Newdigate a few days ago - that's 14 since April. An elderly gentleman in the pub last night was saying that it's only because in the last 2 years fracking protestors have got cheap equipment off the internet to find these things and it's probably been going on for years just that no one has ever measured it before and no scientists are involved anyway.

When I told him that it was the BGS who were reporting it, that they had been recording data for decades and nothing like the activity in the last 6 months has ever been recorded in this area before, he wasn't happy.

Probably just cyclists falling off their bikes after being shot.

[vetran]

Funny you posted this today. I was talking to some little frogs in my pond earlier and they said almost the same thing.

You aren't supposed to lick their backs first.