Stuff my mate predicts.

[Pondlife]

The latest one

I SEE A WOMAN IN A CAR COMING FROM CANADA, ASKING FOR THE VERRAZANO BRIDGE, ON HER WAY TO TURKEY, WITH THE INSIDE OF HER CAR LOOKING LIKE THE INSIDE OF AN AIR PLANE. MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

[oracleslave]

Need a sweepstake on the timeframe before he goes postal.

[Scruff]

Is SAS your mate?

[Pondlife]

I see lots and lots of small boats in danger, thus saith the lord.

Albania albania it is not over, i see destruction coming to your land, thus saith the lord.

I see another disaster happening in the mountains, may god have mercy, thus saith the lord

please please stay away from anything that have to do with salsa. I see danger coming, thus saith the lord.



Edit: All was originally uppercase.

[Pondlife]

There's this guy I used to hang out with a few years back that was always reasonably sensible, ran his own bar... He has now found God and keeps randomly predicting things that God is telling him will happen. So far today (posted verbatim);

I SEE ANOTHER DISASTER COMING TO FACTORIES, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

I SEE LOTS AND LOTS OF HATIAN DEALERS IN DANGER, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

THE HOLY SPIRIT IS SAYING THAT DISASTER IS COMING TO BAHRAIN, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

I SEE MORE DISASTER COMING TO FACTORIES, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

PLEASE PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM BUSES, IT IS NOT OVER, THUS SAITH THE LORD-

I SEE DISASTER COMING TO BURBANK CALIFORNIA, MAY GOD HAVE MERCY, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

AFRICA AFRICA I SEE MORE DESTRUCTION HEADING TO YOUR LAND, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

LET SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO R. KELLY, MEL GIBSON AND THE WAYANS BROTHERS, THUS SAITH THE LORD.

I SEE A WHOLE BLOCK FULL WITH DRUGS DEALERS IN DANGER, THUS SAITH THE LORD.