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    #91
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    There's no hope for him. Worst case of knobrock I've ever seen.
    And you've seen a lot.

    Bah dom dom tish.

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      #92
      Didn't darmy get banned for posting pictures of things that looked a bit rude just last week?

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        #93
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        Didn't darmy get banned for posting pictures of things that looked a bit rude just last week?
        Yes, and that was a Suity started thread as well. Its a conspiracy I tell you...

        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #94
          I started it, you dragged it to Light Relief
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #95
            Have you got a director of mental health yet?

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              #96
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              It's massive, or nothing I'm afraid.
              +1
              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
              +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                #97
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Have you got a director of mental health yet?
                No but we have a patient.
                And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                  #98
                  ****ery you say? I'm good at that. When can I start?
                  While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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                    #99
                    This is shaping up nicely. Other things we'll need are;
                    Flag
                    National anthem
                    National sport
                    Official animal.

                    For the latter I'd like to nominate the Tibetan blackbird. Obviously having Tibet in its common name is a drawback, but its Latin name (turdus maximus)http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turdus_maximus should indicate what we stand for admirably. Besides, if you're going to nick stuff from another country, Tibet should be ideal.

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                      Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                      This is shaping up nicely. Other things we'll need are;
                      Flag
                      National anthem
                      National sport
                      Official animal.

                      For the latter I'd like to nominate the Tibetan blackbird. Obviously having Tibet in its common name is a drawback, but its Latin name (turdus maximus)Tibetan Blackbird - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia should indicate what we stand for admirably. Besides, if you're going to nick stuff from another country, Tibet should be ideal.
                      It's not as if we'd be the first. Besides, nobody punished China for it, so we'll get away with it.

                      Here's my nomination for the national anthem, because it doesn't sound anything like a national anthem and just because I like it. The world needs less marching songs and more boogie woogie drinking songs.

                      Last edited by Mich the Tester; 22 January 2014, 20:44.
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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