Will the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.
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Done, see OP.Originally posted by DaveB View PostWill the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon. Although I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally.Comment
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Eruptions can be arranged for suitable payment. Shall we say One Meeeeeeelion Cuknts?Originally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon. Although I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Found an island that looks like a cock:

Ko Dam Khwan (Chicken Island)m and I've already got my business sign made up:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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MS If your cock looks like that you've got serious problems.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Wot! and darmstadt hasn't!!!!Originally posted by suityou01 View PostMS If your cock looks like that you've got serious problems.
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There's no hope for him. Worst case of knobrock I've ever seen.Originally posted by Dactylion View PostWot! and darmstadt hasn't!!!!
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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