How to start a country

[hyperD]

Now that our Ministers of Climate Affairs has stated that our CUK young folk won't know what snow is, as Air Minister, I propose a new location for our runway: in the sea. That way all our CUK water skiiers will enjoy the use of our 2 mile long facility as well as providing runway centreline markers to the runway threshold, thus saving costs associated with the PAPI lights and ILS systems as well as clearing the runway of tuna and dolphin.

[Mich the Tester]

Now that our Ministers of Environment have stated that our CUK young folk won't know what snow is, as Air Minister, I propose a new location for our runway: in the sea. That way all our CUK water skiiers will enjoy the use of our 2 mile long facility as well as providing runway centreline markers to the runway threshold, thus saving costs associated with the PAPI lights and ILS systems as well as clearing the runway of tuna and dolphin.

Better. I volunteer to eat the tuna.

[suityou01]

Now that our Ministers of Environment have stated that our CUK young folk won't know what snow is, as Air Minister, I propose a new location for our runway: in the sea. That way all our CUK water skiiers will enjoy the use of our 2 mile long facility as well as providing runway centreline markers to the runway threshold, thus saving costs associated with the PAPI lights and ILS systems as well as clearing the runway of tuna and dolphin.

OK you need to put this to our benevolent dictator for approval. Then he can tax us into oblivion to pay for it.

[suityou01]

Better. I volunteer to eat the tuna.

Large battered dolphin, large chips, saveloy, mushy peas, gherkin and a pickled egg for me.

[hyperD]

Large battered dolphin, large chips, saveloy, mushy peas, gherkin and a pickled egg for me.

norrahe for the Minister of the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs?

CUKkers will need to eat well. None of this Kentucky fried dolphin lark.

[Mich the Tester]

The National Air Force holds its first training mission.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

OK you need to put this to our benevolent dictator for approval. Then he can tax us into oblivion to pay for it.

What happened to us being a tax haven

[Mich the Tester]

What happened to us being a tax haven

I agree. 0.1% corporate tax rate on letterbox companies; that should make us suitably rich. And a 'no tax rises' clause in the constitution.

[eek]

What happened to us being a tax haven

Until we get Google and Facebook to move their head office to our location we need to cover costs. I doubt we will need to wait long when they discover our corporate tax rate of 1%.

Although 0.1% of turnover would be subtler....

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

I agree. 0.1% corporate tax rate on letterbox companies; that should make us suitably rich. And a 'no tax rises' clause in the constitution.