How to start a country

[mudskipper]

Is the island shaped like a massive penis?

[mudskipper]

Obviously we'll be needing a psychiatric institution.

To lock the sane people in until they go nuts?

[suityou01]

Is the island shaped like a massive penis?

No, as this would be sexist. Unless we added some sort of lady bits motif?

[suityou01]

I've just opened a pub called "The Rampant Sausage". No riff raff.

What can I get you?

[MarillionFan]

No, as this would be sexist. Unless we added some sort of lady bits motif?

That already exists. It's called Tasmania.

[MyUserName]

Is the island shaped like a massive penis?

No, just an average sized one ... or is that just mine?

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

Done. We are a small island somewhere equatorial. Chrystal blue sea and white beaches.

Don't step there Lisa!! There's 4 CUKNTS.

[suityou01]

Is the island shaped like a massive penis?

How about we go with muff shaped? Girls can't complain and fellas won't complain.

[LisaContractorUmbrella]

OK bit to do. Do we need a penal system or can we all just get along?

Can we have a what Oh right got it No need - we'll all get along swimmingly - the sun will be shining We should also probably all have enough land and a big enough house that we don't have to see or speak to anyone if we don't want to

[suityou01]

Can we have a what Oh right got it No need - we'll all get along swimmingly - the sun will be shining We should also probably all have enough land and a big enough house that we don't have to see or speak to anyone if we don't want to

This Sheila's dirtier than a dead dingos donger.