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    How to start a country

    Inspired by MTT. Let's start a virtual country called CUKLand.

    So democracy? Communist republic? Feudal?

    What shall we call the currency?

    Do we have a monarchy?

    Edit : Roles filling up fast

    The Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK. An equatorial island shaped like a gentleman's wossname. Currency, the CUKNT.

    Benevolent Dictator (Currently being detained in the loony bin) - MarillionFan
    Finance minister - MichTheTester
    Landlord of the Rampant Sausage, Minister for Mumsnet - Suity
    Air Marshall VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK - HyperD
    Treasurer - SASGuru
    Minister of climate affairs - PJClarke
    Minister of the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - Norrahe
    Evil Mastermind with underground lair - DaveB
    Minister of mental health, head of the loony bin - BrilloPad
    Last edited by suityou01; 22 January 2014, 22:38.
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.
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    #2
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Inspired by MTT. Let's start a virtual country called CUKLand.

    So democracy? Communist republic? Feudal?

    What shall we call the currency?

    Do we have a monarchy?
    Yes. We have a Queen. You!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      Yes. We have a bloody useless blood sucking parasite. You!
      FTFY
      Last edited by eek; 22 January 2014, 13:25.
      merely at clientco for the entertainment

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        #4
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        What shall we call the currency?
        the CUKNT
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          the CUKNT
          Awesome. Loving your work.

          Ok so we have a population of around 500? How many CUKNTS shall we print? What is the value of our currency against the USD?
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            #6
            Definitely a democracy, as in 'one man one vote'. Women can vote too. Weaklings can only vote if they MTFU.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
              Awesome. Loving your work.

              Ok so we have a population of around 500? How many CUKNTS shall we print? What is the value of our currency against the USD?
              We will not print them. Instead we shall gather shells from the beach to use as currency.
              And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                Definitely a democracy, as in 'one man one vote'. Women can vote too. Weaklings can only vote if they MTFU.
                OK so Peoples Democratic Republic of CUK? PDRCUK? Not very punchy.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #9
                  Definitely a democracy - don't care about the currency (as long as I have lots of it) don't care about the monarchy but can we please have nice warm sunny weather, some great beaches, palm trees and zero tax?
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    We will not print them. Instead we shall gather shells from the beach to use as currency.


                    1 shell = 1 CUKNT?

                    How would you prevent counterfeit shells?
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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