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Previously on "How to start a country"

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  • darmstadt
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    I remember this floating about on the Internet some years ago (still have the original plans somewhere): Oceania -- The Atlantis Project

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Some interesting new condos being built in Japseye bay.

    4 bed going for 400,000 CUKNTS.

    Tim Berners-Lee. Admin displeases me.
    Have him taken outside and shot.

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  • suityou01
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    Some interesting new condos being built in Japseye bay.

    4 bed going for 400,000 CUKNTS.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    You scare me.



    Sad face.


    [My smiley's aren't working]

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I told you all we'd need a psychiatric unit didn't I.
    This thread displeases me.

    Admin take all the other posters in this thread out and have them shot.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Hyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.

    Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
    Then drown Mich and strange Suity.

    Do not displease me.
    I told you all we'd need a psychiatric unit didn't I.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Air Bob.
    I propose an efficient seat pitch to prevent fattys from exceeding the MTOW of our treasured airline:

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Need a national airline....

    Air Bob.

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  • greenlake
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    Need a national airline....

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
    MF's doing well in his role as village island idiot, he's taken to it like a duck to water.
    He's in the loony bin, under the watchful eye of the minister of mental health.

    More volts Brillo!! More volts!!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Rule Cukatannia,

    Rule Cukatannia!
    Cukatannia rule the Pimps
    Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.
    Rule Cukatannia!
    Britannia rule the Pimps.
    Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.



    So MS want's a Penis with Brillopad's nuts on the end?

    Do we have an immigration minister and a Benefits minister?

    The Flag has to be the crossed contracts over a pile of cash rampant.

    Can we have a Navy, mainly so we can have sail around the Island getting drunk and going for a dip?

    I'm all for a postbox with brass plaque for any company that want's to be tax resident.
    We will look at this in the morning. By morning I mean 14:00. By look at this I mean pour a rum and coke.

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  • d000hg
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    MF's doing well in his role as village island idiot, he's taken to it like a duck to water.

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  • vetran
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    Rule Cukatannia,

    Rule Cukatannia!
    Cukatannia rule the Pimps
    Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.
    Rule Cukatannia!
    Britannia rule the Pimps.
    Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.



    So MS want's a Penis with Brillopad's nuts on the end?

    Do we have an immigration minister and a Benefits minister?

    The Flag has to be the crossed contracts over a pile of cash rampant.

    Can we have a Navy, mainly so we can have sail around the Island getting drunk and going for a dip?

    I'm all for a postbox with brass plaque for any company that want's to be tax resident.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    The universe was sneezed from the nose of Admin. We await Armageddon, or "the day of the great white handkerchief".

    Thank you Douglas Adams, God rest you.
    He wouldn't like that (Douglas, not God)

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Have you got a director of mental health yet?
    Job's yours. Check OP.

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