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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Not strange enough already?
    Join IPSE

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      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
      +1
      You scare me.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Remind me - is admin the PM or head of the army?
        The universe was sneezed from the nose of Admin. We await Armageddon, or "the day of the great white handkerchief".

        Thank you Douglas Adams, God rest you.
        Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Have you got a director of mental health yet?
          Job's yours. Check OP.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            The universe was sneezed from the nose of Admin. We await Armageddon, or "the day of the great white handkerchief".

            Thank you Douglas Adams, God rest you.
            He wouldn't like that (Douglas, not God)
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              Rule Cukatannia,

              Rule Cukatannia!
              Cukatannia rule the Pimps
              Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.
              Rule Cukatannia!
              Britannia rule the Pimps.
              Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.



              So MS want's a Penis with Brillopad's nuts on the end?

              Do we have an immigration minister and a Benefits minister?

              The Flag has to be the crossed contracts over a pile of cash rampant.

              Can we have a Navy, mainly so we can have sail around the Island getting drunk and going for a dip?

              I'm all for a postbox with brass plaque for any company that want's to be tax resident.

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                MF's doing well in his role as village island idiot, he's taken to it like a duck to water.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Originally posted by vetran View Post
                  Rule Cukatannia,

                  Rule Cukatannia!
                  Cukatannia rule the Pimps
                  Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.
                  Rule Cukatannia!
                  Britannia rule the Pimps.
                  Cukkers never, never, shall be wage slaves.



                  So MS want's a Penis with Brillopad's nuts on the end?

                  Do we have an immigration minister and a Benefits minister?

                  The Flag has to be the crossed contracts over a pile of cash rampant.

                  Can we have a Navy, mainly so we can have sail around the Island getting drunk and going for a dip?

                  I'm all for a postbox with brass plaque for any company that want's to be tax resident.
                  We will look at this in the morning. By morning I mean 14:00. By look at this I mean pour a rum and coke.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                    MF's doing well in his role as village island idiot, he's taken to it like a duck to water.
                    He's in the loony bin, under the watchful eye of the minister of mental health.

                    More volts Brillo!! More volts!!
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      Need a national airline....

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