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I propose an efficient seat pitch to prevent fattys from exceeding the MTOW of our treasured airline:Originally posted by suityou01 View PostAir Bob.
If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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I told you all we'd need a psychiatric unit didn't I.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.
Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
Then drown Mich and strange Suity.
Do not displease me.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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This thread displeases me.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostI told you all we'd need a psychiatric unit didn't I.
Admin take all the other posters in this thread out and have them shot.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
+5 Xeno Cool PointsComment
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Some interesting new condos being built in Japseye bay.
4 bed going for 400,000 CUKNTS.
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Tim Berners-Lee. Admin displeases me.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostSome interesting new condos being built in Japseye bay.
4 bed going for 400,000 CUKNTS.

Have him taken outside and shot.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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I remember this floating about on the Internet some years ago (still have the original plans somewhere): Oceania -- The Atlantis Project“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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