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How to start a country
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Although its a game, pop into the forums here for some ideas: NationStates | create your own country and here's a flag nicked from there:
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Anthem:
"Money" (Waters)
Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
Money it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think I'll buy me a football team
Money get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
Money it's a hit
Don't give me that do goody good bulltulip
I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet
et on....Comment
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Living under a volcano always struck me as bloody stupid. It's a f***ing volcano!Originally posted by DaveB View PostWill the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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At least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :dOriginally posted by d000hg View PostLiving under a volcano always struck me as bloody stupid. It's a f***ing volcano!If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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You'd look a proper tit of an evil genius if you had to evacuate your super secret, impregnable fortress because the volcano woke up.Originally posted by hyperD View PostAt least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :dOriginally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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To counter that pedantry....... A hotspot in the earths mantle can remain static as the earths crust moves over the top of it, like soOriginally posted by mudskipper View PostI don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon.

So eventually a trail of land is created
Exactly what you get in Hawaii;Originally posted by mudskipper View PostAlthough I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally

But i expect the air force might need a bit of strengthening before attempting to nick that
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Hyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.Originally posted by hyperD View PostAt least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :d
Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
Then drown Mich and strange Suity.
Do not displease me.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Not strange enough already?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.
Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
Then drown Mich and strange Suity.
Do not displease me.Comment
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