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    I would suggest:



    Because I like the song and I know people in the video ...
    "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

    https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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      Although its a game, pop into the forums here for some ideas: NationStates | create your own country and here's a flag nicked from there:


      Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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        Remind me - is admin the PM or head of the army?

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          Anthem:
          "Money" (Waters)

          Money, get away
          Get a good job with more pay and your O.K.
          Money it's a gas
          Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
          New car, caviar, four star daydream,
          Think I'll buy me a football team
          Money get back
          I'm all right Jack keep your hands off my stack.
          Money it's a hit
          Don't give me that do goody good bulltulip
          I'm in the hi-fidelity first class traveling set
          And I think I need a Lear jet
          et on....

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            Originally posted by DaveB View Post
            Will the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.
            Living under a volcano always struck me as bloody stupid. It's a f***ing volcano!
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins
            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
            Originally posted by vetran
            Urine is quite nourishing

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              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              Living under a volcano always struck me as bloody stupid. It's a f***ing volcano!
              At least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :d
              If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                At least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :d
                You'd look a proper tit of an evil genius if you had to evacuate your super secret, impregnable fortress because the volcano woke up.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  I don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon.
                  To counter that pedantry....... A hotspot in the earths mantle can remain static as the earths crust moves over the top of it, like so



                  So eventually a trail of land is created
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Although I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally
                  Exactly what you get in Hawaii;


                  But i expect the air force might need a bit of strengthening before attempting to nick that

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                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    At least it's warm. And thanks to nature, we can pave over the entire island without lifting a shovel! :d
                    Hyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.

                    Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
                    Then drown Mich and strange Suity.

                    Do not displease me.
                    What happens in General, stays in General.
                    You know what they say about assumptions!

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                      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                      Hyper. Mudskipper has failed to take Mich outside. This displeases me.

                      Hyper take Mudskipper outside and have her shot.
                      Then drown Mich and strange Suity.

                      Do not displease me.
                      Not strange enough already?

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