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    #81
    Will the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #82
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Will the island have a huge volcano in the middle of it? I believe these things are traditional. If so, dibs on the secret evil mastermind hideout underneath it.
      Done, see OP.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #83
        I don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon. Although I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally.

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          #84
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I don't wish to be pedantic, but a volcanic island is likely to be round in shape, rather than the elongated shape agreed upon. Although I guess the volcano could be at one end, and erupt occasionally.
          Eruptions can be arranged for suitable payment. Shall we say One Meeeeeeelion Cuknts?
          "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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            #85
            Found an island that looks like a cock:



            Ko Dam Khwan (Chicken Island)m and I've already got my business sign made up:

            Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #87
                MS If your cock looks like that you've got serious problems.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                    MS If your cock looks like that you've got serious problems.
                    Wot! and darmstadt hasn't!!!!

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                      #90
                      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
                      Wot! and darmstadt hasn't!!!!
                      There's no hope for him. Worst case of knobrock I've ever seen.
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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