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    #31
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Is the island shaped like a massive penis?
    Would you prefer a small penis?
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #32
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Would you prefer a small penis?
      Are you suggesting MS has penis reduction surgery?
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #33
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Would you prefer a small penis?
        I'm not sure there would be room for us all on a small one. It's massive, or nothing I'm afraid.

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          #34
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          I'm not sure there would be room for us all on a small one. It's massive, or nothing I'm afraid.
          Well there are plenty of pricks on CUK and some of them are massive.
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #35
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            I'm not sure there would be room for us all on a small one. It's massive, or nothing I'm afraid.
            OK so are we going with cock shaped? I will update the OP.
            Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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              #36
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Well there are plenty of pricks on CUK and some of them are massive.
              But no man is an island.

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                #37
                Sounds easy. It needs a democratically elected government who are able to run things efficiently and take tough decisions when needed, but are not able to abuse their power for personal own gains.

                Free healthcare and schooling is essential to everyone, as well as benefits to support those in need. However measures to prevent anyone taking advantage will be put in place, which also ensure nobody is unfairly penalised.

                The government must be effective but not make decisions in case it's not what we want.

                Everyone is welcome to their beliefs as long as they don't infringe on everyone's right to do what they want. People who want to tell other people about their beliefs will have to work out this contradiction, religious folk are best placed to deal with seemingly mutually exclusive rules.

                People of all races and faiths are welcome. Their cultures are to be respected as long as they knuckle down and do things our way.

                Piece of pee.
                Last edited by d000hg; 22 January 2014, 14:10.
                Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                Originally posted by vetran
                Urine is quite nourishing

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  But no man is an island.
                  Unless his name is Madagascar.
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #39
                    Can I be Air Marshall hyperD VC OM DSO DFC and Bar (Ret.), Air Minister for the Benevolent Dictatorship of CUK?

                    My first proposal would be for a runway built on the slope of the mountain with a big ramp at the end, so that in the winter we could close it and turn it into a ski jump for the benefit of some of our CUK skiing members?
                    If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                      #40
                      Are we going to apply to join the EU as a member state?

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