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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Have I ever been nasty to you? I've even agreed with you before. And I wrote a nice Star Wars parody about you! I've +ve repped you too!

    Here you go then: I like you suity. You have a nice fluffy belly!
    +1. Suity's the best.

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      Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
      +1. Suity's the best.
      Feint praise. J'accuse!
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Project is just starting up and that's all there was in the lessons learned log of the last project.
        Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
        Wouldn't happen on one of my projects.
        I can believe that you never learn anything from experience!

        Although to be fair "lessons learned" in most clients really translates to "blindingly stupid mistakes that we are destined to repeat again and again even though we pay lip service to continuous improvement"

        PS Can I be added to your sig with:
        "Suity isn't the biggest d*ckwad on CUK" although he is not far off

        Thanks in advance

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          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Darmie was too thick to understand my update with the lots of words, so I broke it down a bit for him.
          Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
          Ever heard of the KISS principle?
          Killing It Suity Style?

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            Originally posted by greenlake View Post
            Killing It Suity Style?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              I'd skipped over this thread, but caught a glimpse and it sucked me in. I had to read until the end but now I'm up-to-speed.

              Phew!

              Go Suity indeed!

              Although I feel that the comment

              For example, you do sloppy work as you just meekly accept this is the way things are done, it goes to pot, how do you defend against that? I cut corners as requested, pointed out the risks, they took them and it's all their fault?
              is sometimes all you can do in certain circumstances.

              I'm a Water Dancer kind of gal - give ground gracefully but always have the recovery net in your back pocket and steer the client to best practice when they realise that BP really is the best way after all.

              I have 2 sayings:

              'You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.'

              'There's more than 1 way to skin a cat.'

              It's no good being in the right as the client boots you out of the door for being an intransigent idealist.

              Persistence - that's the way for me.
              "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
              - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                Well I've been ordered to go live at 14:30. Should make some interesting bar dits for tonight.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  Well I've been ordered to go live at 14:30. Should make some interesting bar dits for tonight.
                  Then at 14:31 you should bugger off for the weekend, no-one goes live on a Friday...
                  Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                    Then at 14:31 you should bugger off for the weekend, no-one goes live on a Friday...
                    I know.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                      Then at 14:31 you should bugger off for the weekend, no-one goes live on a Friday 13th...
                      FTFY
                      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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