Go, Suity!

[Old Greg]

Its a risk log. With SY01 on the project the risk log need only be 4 characters long.

You mean the issue log.

[eek]

You mean the issue log.

Has the project began? If no its a risk not an issue.

30 seconds after the project begins I would accept moving the possible risk into the issue log. But its not an issue until the project begins....

[d000hg]

Why, because my projects don't fail? Because I don't use gobbledygook to hide my incompetence or shortcomings (*)? Because I am a professional who has been doing this for more years than I want to and so can tell who's a numpty and who's not? Because I can deliver what is required even with inadequate resources? C'mon, explain in words of less than one syllable if you can?

Because a professional knows the terminology involved, unless they're a dinosaur who just says "we never used to do it that way so I won't".

ps: I can't think of any words less than one syllable.

[Old Greg]

Has the project began. If no its in the risk log?

30 seconds after its began it moves to the issue log. Its not an issue until the project begins merely a risk....

IACNCOTBAPM

I always thought a risk was an uncertain event. I suspect in suity's case, there may be an exceptional process.

[vetran]

PJ didn't call me that it was Old Greg who called me one.....

It was PJ that suggested not knowing the latest Acronym made you less of a man. I'm not sure if he meant it to sound like that though.

Old Greg made the second one insulting , ignore him one day he will have a nice word to say about someone.

[Antman]

iacncotbapm

i always thought a risk was an uncertain event. I suspect in suity's case, there may be an exceptional process.

iatarwaueisisctmbaep?

[Old Greg]

It was PJ that suggested not knowing the latest Acronym made you less of a man. I'm not sure if he meant it to sound like that though.

Old Greg made the second one insulting , ignore him one day he will have a nice word to say about someone.

I think you're special.

[d000hg]

Strangely apt:

Requirements by MSPaint - The Daily WTF

[pjclarke]

The word numpty has been deprecated, the approved term is now a resource with an exciting and challenging opportunity to add value by actioning a positive paradigm shift in his or her core competencies. This will be a key deliverable going forward.

At the end of the day.... its the evening.

And no lack of manliness was implied, its quite rare that I get to correct somebody, unless it is one of our resident climate science deniers, so I make the most of it.

[Old Greg]

The word numpty has been deprecated, the approved term is now a resource with an exciting and challenging opportunity to add value by actioning a positive paradigm shift in his or her core competencies. This will be a key deliverable going forward.

At the end of the day.... its the evening.

And no lack of manliness was implied, its quite rare that I get to correct somebody, unless it is one of our resident climate science deniers, so I make the most of it.

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