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    Thank you for that valuable feedback. It will make me a better team player. Going forward.
    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
      Wouldn't happen on one of my projects.
      "Actually I agree totally with Suity" - HyperD Dec 11th 2013



      I've checked, and I didn't agree with you on that particular date, Mr Porkie

      But thanks for the mention!
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        Originally posted by d000hg View Post
        Because a professional knows the terminology involved, unless they're a dinosaur who just says "we never used to do it that way so I won't".

        ps: I can't think of any words less than one syllable.
        Bollocks. You wouldn't have a clue if I spouted some of the terminology that I have to use, it depends on what area that you are working in. In SY's case he used the acronym RAID which I think has been around a lot longer as a hardware term than 'Risks, Assumptions, Issues, Dependencies (*)' which I presume is project management speak and this is one of the problems in IT, instead of being clear and precise, people now try to be clever by using these terms.


        Found another one, SWOT analysis. **** me, you couldn't make it up if you tried....













        (* theoretically this should have all been covered in the initial project plan. I know when I do something like that I include all the RAID tulip that could possibly happen, maybe thats why I don't need one as this type of information is a given.)
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          Originally posted by hyperD View Post
          "Actually I agree totally with Suity" - HyperD Dec 11th 2013



          I've checked, and I didn't agree with you on that particular date, Mr Porkie

          But thanks for the mention!
          You're quite right. It was Vetran. My sig got corrupted as we're running an old version of SY01bot.

          Fixed the sig and will upgrade later.
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            You're quite right. It was Vetran. My sig got corrupted as we're running an old version of SY01bot.

            Fixed the sig and will upgrade later.
            Feel free to add me to your signature - any old insult will do!

            It was nice seeing my name on a signature - new CUK experience for me!
            If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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              Originally posted by hyperD View Post
              Feel free to add me to your signature - any old insult will do!

              It was nice seeing my name on a signature - new CUK experience for me!
              Will do, the next time you say something nice. Could be in for a wait
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                Will do, the next time you say something nice. Could be in for a wait
                Have I ever been nasty to you? I've even agreed with you before. And I wrote a nice Star Wars parody about you! I've +ve repped you too!

                Here you go then: I like you suity. You have a nice fluffy belly!
                If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                  I really enjoy Suity's threads too.

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                    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
                    Have I ever been nasty to you? I've even agreed with you before. And I wrote a nice Star Wars parody about you! I've +ve repped you too!

                    Here you go then: I like you suity. You have a nice fluffy belly!
                    Wooah. I wasn't saying you were nasty to me. I was saying it might be a bit of a wait until you say something nice.

                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      The plot thickens. The vendor are still looking into it. I can reproduce the problem all ends up. So can they. No resolution as of yet though.

                      I broached the possibility of an intermediate environment and got told they were not prepared to invest time and money in that.

                      Cup a soup still not coming out the machine right?



                      Oh, come on suity, tell us the vendor, perhaps some of us have worked with them and we can give you some good advice.

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