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How to spot a winker

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    #51
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    The person who speaks so loudly down the phone because what they have to say is so important that everybody on the same floor should hear it and realise just how important and busy they are. (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
    Deffo. You're either a winker or a liar.
    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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      #52
      Originally posted by Cenobite View Post
      Haha, exactly!
      Thought I recognised the hair do!
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #53
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)
        Strum(pets) ?

        Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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          #54
          This person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes

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            #55
            Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
            This person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes


            Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
            +5 Xeno Cool Points

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              #56
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


              Between my gotcha last week and the post above you definitely aren't getting enough. Do you want us to do a whip round and get Mitch over?
              merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                #57
                Originally posted by eek View Post
                Between my gotcha last week and the post above you definitely aren't getting enough. Do you want us to do a whip round and get Mitch over?
                I am more than enough for her.
                Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                  #58
                  Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                  I am more than enough for her.
                  You are a braver man than me. You know the warning at the top of this form also applies to mp?
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #59
                    Originally posted by eek View Post
                    You are a braver man than me. You know the warning at the top of this form also applies to mp?
                    True dat
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #60
                      Originally posted by RedSauce View Post
                      This person who is first to highlight other peoples mistakes
                      Originally posted by eek View Post
                      Between my gotcha last week and the post above you definitely aren't getting enough. Do you want us to do a whip round and get Mitch over?
                      Mich

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