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How to spot a winker

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    #41
    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    Thought it was how to spot a and I think I have spotted one
    Tickabooson
    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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      #42
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post


      Gross
      so Mohican, crew cut or Billiard ball?

      we should be told!

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        #43
        Originally posted by vetran View Post
        so Mohican, crew cut or Billiard ball?

        we should be told!
        Are you asking about my muff?
        Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
        +5 Xeno Cool Points

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          #44
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Are we discussing Mary Poppins growler now?
          Ooh, another beer fancier. A mate of mine used to take his growler everwhere until they stopped allowing containers filled with liquid on planes. He now has to put his growler in his luggage which sometimes causes problems.
          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
            Are you asking about my muff?
            just poking about

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              #46
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
              Similar to those who needlessly extend meetings by either asking tenuously related questions [in an attempt to look clever] or by repeating what someone else has said, using a slightly different word order [in an attempt to look clever].
              Met loads of them when I worked with the civil service. Some of the questions the civil servants came out with were incomprehensible (and followed by a smug look) and you wondered whether they'd sat through the same meeting as you.

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                #47
                Originally posted by Cenobite View Post
                Met loads of them when I worked with the civil service. Some of the questions the civil servants came out with were incomprehensible (and followed by a smug look) and you wondered whether they'd sat through the same meeting as you.
                so can you explain why Titan is surrounded by Propane?

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                  Are you asking about my muff?
                  I'm interested, I'll stick my nose into anything.
                  "He's actually ripped" - Jared Padalecki

                  https://youtu.be/l-PUnsCL590?list=PL...dNeCyi9a&t=615

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    so can you explain why Titan is surrounded by Propane?
                    Haha, exactly!

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                      #50
                      The person who speaks so loudly down the phone because what they have to say is so important that everybody on the same floor should hear it and realise just how important and busy they are. (Female in ClientCo's case - can they still be a winker or do we have a special term for lady onanists?)

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